Another Tongue Down My Throat

November 2006

So just 30 minutes ago, it happened again, another man proceeded to thrust his tongue down my throat at the beginning of a 1st kiss good night! This guy had just run the New York Marathon and was from Italy so maybe you could say it was a foreign thing but it also happened with a good ole Texan, in Austin just two weeks before! Wass up Guys? Maybe somehow they think this is one way of showing us their manhood? Maybe they were never taught the fine etiquette of kissing—mama never taught them!? Or maybe they just haven’t been properly slapped!?!

Well as a Kissing and Connection Coach—I can tell you that this just isn’t the way to melt a woman! Lips, lips, lips!!! And more Lips! Pressing oh so gently yet firmly against hers. Between these two tongue-men , I was kissed by the best kisser I have ever kissed--he was a master on the use of lips! Probably also didn’t hurt that he was a Scorpio—the most passionate lovers in the zodiac, that is if you believe that sort of thing?! He used his tongue as an extension of his lips, moving like the ocean tide, in and out, in and out, in and out…..oops sorry it has been awhile since I had good sex…of my mouth--having me not only melt but willing to obey his every command!

And alas, I will truly miss him! Not to worry, there are so many more frogs to kiss girls, so get out there and start slapping those that slip you the tongue and start adoring the princes that give you the lip service you deserve!!!